wingstrikerSince Garlemald is cold most of the year…
Do you think Cid and Nero know how to ice skate or ski? What about sledding?
… Yeah, these are some of the thoughts I had after watching some of the winter Olympics. Imagine Nero figure skating or Cid skiing! XD
I see your skiing and figure-skating Garleans and raise you curling Garleans.
…curling Ishgardians, too.
@tehjai, your thoughts on a Garlean vs. Ishgardian curling match?
okay so
Ishgardians use good ol corn brooms because that’s TRADITION and TRADITION IS IMPORTANT and they still deliver with backswings and play outdoors
garleans use the BALANCE PLUS brush-head, are all ripped like Thomas Ulsrud, definitely have the hogline tech in their rocks and use fancy delivery stabilizers
Cid and Nero share a patent on the garlean slider.
they would rather not talk about how it came to be
For reference, Thomas Ulsrud:
*heavy breathing*
ANYWAY yes yes and yes. Though I can’t imagine either team wearing crazy pants a la Norway…
…The Sharlayans do, though.
(Also mixed doubles: Aymeric and Lucia vs. Gaius and Livia. Because it would be awkward and hilarious.)
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i am thrilled to see i’m not the only one thinking of Ishgardian winter sports.
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Yesssssss. Also alpine skiers, but the speed skating mental image is great.Machinists in the biathlon? There’s a...
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I ain’t even putting this on my sideblog. Integrating curling into everything is my jam. BUT ALSOconsider dragoons as...
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I just realized, Ishgard didn’t really turn into a snow-covered land until after the Calamity. So they’ve only been in...
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basically it’s just like Team Cutter vs Alexander “The Juggernaut” Yount in Men With Brooms.“I feel a general sense of...
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